Things Dumbledore would NEVER say

[luna]

I got this game off another HP website which became really popular. All you have to do is put down some things Dumbledore would never say and try to make it funny. But also make sure that they apply with the rules.

I'll start:


~"Harry, I can't wait untill Voldermont kills you."

~"A Karaoke party? I love Karaoke. I'll invite Voldermont as well."

~" Listening to Spice Girls smooth my soul."

[mrbig700]

"lets go waltz wit voldemort" said dumbledore. "ill go check on him" said dumbledore. when dumble dore returned he said " i just found out voldemort is a girl"

[mrbig700]

>:(my gosh harry whats that scar doing there ur scaring me harry

[luna]

~"Hermione, no one cares how smart you are!"

~"You know Voldermont, you're my best friend!"

~"Voldermont didn't kill Harry's parents, it was me."

~"I'm prettier than you are!"

[mrbig700]

~"u know harry ur very prtty, but not as pretty as me"~

[luna]

~"Draco has a big head!"

~"I'm going to invite Voldermont..........to a SLEEP OVER PARTY!"

~"Do I look fat in this robe? Or this one?"

[mrbig700]

~"every one will be held back 7 years in hogwarts if u go to hogsmede u will die"~

[luna]

~ "For once, I would atleast like a book about ME and not about that Potter freak."

~ "The only reason why I took this job as headmaster was because it pays more than DADA."

[mrbig700]

dumble dore has to go to a muggle world with dumble dore dumbledore says "does my but look big in this jeans"
harry says "yes"
dumbledore says"good"

[luna]

~"Everyone, I've decided that, Voldermont will take over as Headmaster!"

~"I like to dry clean my underwear!"

~"I'm going to send cookies and pie to Voldermont for his birthday."

[mrbig700]

~"every one dont forget to say yes to drugs"~

[luna]

"I know who stole the cookies from the cookie jar! And it was Ron! Ron Weasly!"

"I like to wear my underwear on the outside of my clothes just like Super Man and Batman."

[mrbig700]

~"i where pink underwears with super heroes on it"~

[nevile]

~"harry, lets go have tea down at Voldemort's. Bring some cheese for Peter, too!"

[luna]

~"Ron, for once, stop eating like a cow and eat like a human being!"

~"For Holloween, I'm going to dress up like a fairy."

~"Harry, you must really have some kind of freaky death wish if you keep going agaisnt Voldermont!"